Thursday, July 21, 2011

101 Ways to Say NO to Sex

  1. No
  2. I've decided to wait
  3. I'll let you know later
  4. How about a movie instead?
  5. I'm not ready
  6. It's getting late
  7. I want my first time to be special
  8. You're crazy
  9. I want to be loved, not make love
  10. I don't do sex
  11. I don't love you
  12. I have to go now
  13. You're just using me
  14. Rub my back instead
  15. I can't support a child
  16. I'm scared
  17. This isn't what I had in mind
  18. Not until we're married
  19. I know your reputation!
  20. Let's stop seeing each other for a while
  21. If you loved me, you wouldn't ask
  22. School comes before sex
  23. We might get caught
  24. Is that all you think about?
  25. I'm allergic to sex
  26. You'll tell everyone
  27. I have a sunburn
  28. It's not worth it.
  29. Let me think about it
  30. I'm waiting for the right person
  31. It's against my religion
  32. My parents would kill me
  33. Let's get something to eat
  34. I just want to be friends
  35. I said "no" and I mean it!
  36. We're too young
  37. Don't ask me to make this choice
  38. I don't feel comfortable
  39. Sex can be more trouble than it's worth
  40. With all these diseases going around?
  41. Not everybody's doing it - I'm not
  42. I just got my hair done
  43. I don't like kids
  44. I don't sleep around
  45. Don't make me laugh
  46. I think I hear my dad
  47. We can find other ways to express our love
  48. If I do, you'll leave me
  49. I've got homework
  50. My parents are waiting up
  51. If we do it now, it could ruin it later
  52. I don't know you well enough
  53. I just want to hold you
  54. I want you to leave
  55. I'd rather watch the game
  56. Have you thought about consequences?
  57. I think my mother's calling
  58. I don't want to
  59. People will think I'm "easy"
  60. Go away
  61. I don't know who else you've slept with
  62. I want to break up until you can wait
  63. Maybe later
  64. I love you too much to have sex
  65. I'll find my own way to the door
  66. Love isn't just about sex
  67. It's not what I want to do
  68. My favorite show's on now
  69. I thought you were different
  70. I quit last week
  71. The coach said not to
  72. I want to stay a virgin
  73. I have to go to the bathroom
  74. It's past my curfew
  75. It's against my values
  76. I'm too busy
  77. I don't want to have kids now
  78. Ask me again in 5 years
  79. I want to have a career
  80. You ignore me any other time
  81. I don't want to get pregnant
  82. Thanks anyway
  83. I'm not ready to commit
  84. Let's ask my parents
  85. We won't respect each other
  86. I have to get up early
  87. I'm not sure you're the right person
  88. Not tonight
  89. I don't want that kind of pressure
  90. My friends will be here any minute
  91. I don't want our relationship to be just about sex
  92. Let's wait
  93. I'm not looking for this
  94. I need more time
  95. It might ruin our friendship
  96. I want to stop now
  97. Please respect my wishes
  98. I'm afraid of HIV
  99. I love someone else
  100. I'd be sorry later
  101. I want to know you better

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