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| 101 Hilarious Ways to Get Fired |
By HR World Editors
If you want to leave your crummy old job with a bang, you've come to the right place; this collection of tactics will have you relieved of your duties in record time. Just don't come crying when you're arrested or committed to a nuthouse.
Pranks
Pull these pranks, and it won't be long before you're called in for a discussion with and HR representative.
- Office-Item eBay Auction: When someone asks to borrow your stapler, just let them know they'll have to participate in the auction just like everyone else.
- Wildly Overblown Résumé Drop: Give yourself a high-ranking position, list one of your duties as "pimping" and leave copies all around the office.
- The Fort: Turn your office space into a fort and require everyone who enters to give the "password."
- Linux Switch: Switch all of your office's computers to the least user-friendly version of Linux you can find.
- Copy Machine: Mess with the copy machine's settings. For instance, set it to 200 percent reduction for 15 copies.
